THE ENCHANTED PUBLIC TOILET.

My re-invention of the 'The magic faraway tree' is called 'The enchanted public toilet'.
This is because instead of going up a tree, my characters go down a public toilet. How do they come to realise this I hear you ask? Well 'Fanny' poops in the street, runs to the nearest toilet and proceeds to empty her bowels in a disgusting public toilet. It just so happens that this is a magic toilet containing a portal to an insane magic world. An elf happens to be passing to our world, where he meets 'Fanny's' shit that goes all over his small green body. He is obviously pissed at this situation and in turn jumps out of the toilet onto 'Fanny's' sister who is now in the cubicle owing to her sisters screams. The elf steals 'Bessie's' necklace and disappears back down the toilet. The girls' brother is now in the cubicle in time to see the elf fucking off down the toilet with a rather expensive necklace. Never one to admit defeat 'Joe' jumps down the toilet too, and the sisters shortly follow. They all land in an amazingly weird world where adventures, good times, indifferent times and bit of urine ensue.